Presentation
Ogre with an unusual background, retraining since September 2025.
After three decades defending my swamp, negotiating with capricious creatures, and surviving a far too talkative Donkey,
I decided to start studying by joining the CILA Master's program at Lyon 2 University.
Honest, tough, and resourceful, I adapt to anything and am always ready to growl to restore order.
Professional Experience
Full-time Dad
2004 – Present
- Raising three ogre children, with patience and some strategic growls.
- Organizing creative and educational adventures in the swamp.
- Managing family conflicts and maintaining order in a chaotic environment.
Swamp Guardian
1995 – Present
- Protecting the territory against intruders, caravans, storytellers, and other nuisances.
- Managing and regulating local wildlife, often noisy.
- Maintaining and arranging natural dwelling (mud, warning signs, bridges).
Reluctant Hero
2001 – 2010
- Rescuing a princess locked in a tower guarded by a dragon.
- Diplomatic negotiations with my father-in-law, sometimes shouting.
- Collaboration with a hyperactive Donkey.
- Involuntary participation in royal quests and absurd adventures.
Education
Master CILA – Lumière University Lyon 2
2025 – Ongoing
- Studies in international business and digital marketing.
- Project management and organization of diverse teams with sometimes difficult partners.
- Working in three languages: English, Italian, and French.
Self-training in survival and fairy diplomacy
1995 – 2025
- Learning survival and resourcefulness in the swamp.
- Conflict management with creatures and unwanted visitors.
- Quick adaptation to all kinds of absurd situations.
Skills
Multilingual Communication
French, English, and Italian. Able to negotiate with foreign knights, multilingual dragons, and local creatures.
Conflict Management and Negotiation
Resolving disputes among neighbors, swamp creatures, and daring heroes.
Exceptional Physical Strength
Moving logs, natural intimidation, high performance in muddy environments.
Adaptability and Survival
Mastery of various environments: muddy swamps, luxurious castles, and mysterious forests.
Ogre Cooking
Expertise in traditional dishes using insects and swamp ingredients.
Hobbies
- Mud baths
- Absolute freedom and independence
- Meals that are still moving
- Hunting and fishing
- Hiking and exploring
- Extreme gardening
